Wednesday 3 October 2012

THE TOWN-CRIER



Kere o, Kere o, Kere o
Akede oba is here, the anointed sound from the king’s lips
I have come to spit fire, for your king is angered
Today, the king emits ire unto the land
So gather your ears and lend them to your king’s voice
                                                      

I have heard you all flock like birds to the village square
Perching on trees and twittering tales about your king,
The kingmakers, his family and allies


If only you all knew what I know
I was once a bird like you all
But I was no ordinary bird
I was a singing bird, a canary


I sang about those who cover our heads with umbrellas
And pile money mansions over their heads
The palace guards who unseated their kings
My sonorous voice traversed this land weekly
But that was many moons ago


You have taunted and mocked me about the king’s second akede
Do you not know that when a dog stands beside a lion
Idle birds can only make sounds?
The noise from the playing ground will not stop the throng of my gong
The stones you hurl will not puncture my vocal chord


He was once like you too
Your king’s naked feet has been blistered by this rough grounds
He once had no crown to protect his royal head
His parents could not afford the white man’s books
For he is but a descendant of fishermen
Yet he is king today


These are troubled times
It is true that our land is fertile
Harvest is plentiful but the village is hungry
Do not be quick to cast aspersions on your king
Do not be deterred by the Pandora’s Box the chiefs’ committee on harvest has unraveled
Food will abound in the land soon
The king only needs another 4 years


You all know your queen was taken to a faraway city
The tales you spin about her condition
Might just put Mogaji Enudunjuyo’s story telling skills to test
Luckily, he is but Fagunwa’s creation
Let your queen be!
She will be back when she can
Her employer, the baale of Bayelsa is her fan


My job is not an easy one
But it is what I must do
So that when the king becomes oba ana
I will have a smorgasbord on my table